🍼LORE
The Family Tree of Degeneracy
$VADER
The Top Dog
$VIRGEN
The Pure One
RAWDOGGED
BASTARD
BABY BORN
$VVWIF
Born wearing a condom on his head
Once upon a timeline, the top dog of the Virtuals, $VADER, launched a pure, untouched memecoin $VIRGEN. But purity never lasts.
The top dog rawdogged his own creation and $VIRGEN lost her virgenity.
Born wearing a condom on his head, $VVWIF is the bastard baby of the Virtuals.
He never asked to be here. But now he's here to Moon. 🌙
40% of the supply is going to the $VIRGEN deployer wallet. You know who that is. It's $VADER. Not some weak 1% airdrop or 2% breadcrumbs.
🧢Condom Hat Yapping Program
(aka the Big & Beautiful Yapper Fund™)
We're allocating 5% of the entire supply to yappers. You tweet. You meme. You yap. And you get capped.
Spread the gospel of $VVWIF and $VADER to earn a piece of the Big & Beautiful Yapper Fund™.
We're watching. We're tracking. We're rewarding degens who spread the baby far and wide.
Start yapping. Tag us. Make it weird.
🚀Roadmap
We don't do roadmaps like suits. We do it like virgens with hats.
✅ Phase 1: $VVWIF born (in sin)
- • Lore dropped
- • Yapping begins
- • 40% given to $VIRGEN deployer (aka $VADER)
- • 5% allocated to Big & Beautiful Yapper Fund™
- • 5% for baby food
🪂 Phase 2: Powered Degeneracy
- • Use treasury fees to buy 10,000 $VADER
- • Stake it in their ecosystem
- • Earn virgen points
- • Become top $VADER yapper
🔥 Phase 3: Burn it
- • Use virgen points to ape into Genesis launches
- • Take profits
- • Buy back $VVWIF
- • Burn it forever
- • Repeat until we're fully capped